This month, Alan Titchmarsh talks about garden privacy and how to hide from your neighbours…
The great British garden – a haven of tranquillity, a sanctuary where we can revel in the joy of nature and, let’s be honest, a place where we occasionally seek refuge from the prying eyes of our neighbours.
Not that we don’t appreciate their friendly over-the-fence chats about the weather or their cat’s latest antics, but sometimes a little garden privacy is just what the gardener ordered. Now, let’s embark on a creative journey through the art of subtly shielding ourselves from the next-door audience, without sacrificing the charm of our beloved gardens.
The Gentle Giants of Privacy: Trees
Firstly, trees are the gentle giants of privacy. A strategically placed tree can be a delightful screen that not only provides seclusion but also adds to the aesthetic appeal of your garden. Think of Crabapple trees with their blossoms, or perhaps a majestic Hornbeam, native to the south of the UK, but widely planted elsewhere – nature’s very own privacy curtain.
Quick and Effective: Shrubs and Bushes
However, what if you’re looking for something a bit quicker and less towering? Enter stage left – shrubs and bushes. Like the ever-so-dense yew or the vibrant forsythia, a bush, can be your ally in creating a natural barrier. They’re like the friendly neighbourhood watch of your garden, keeping an eye out for intruders (of the two-legged variety) while offering a habitat for our feathered friends.
Adding Elegance: Trellis and Climbers
If you’re after something that adds both privacy and panache, why not consider a trellis adorned with climbers? Think of the fragrant jasmine or the classic climbing rose. These beauties will climb their way up, creating a living wall that not only smells divine but also adds a touch of elegance.
Mediterranean Charm: Potted Plants
For those who fancy a bit of the Mediterranean in their backyard, why not opt for an array of potted plants? Tall grasses swaying in the breeze, perhaps or a collection of lavenders and rosemary, offering both a visual shield and a sensory delight. Plus, being portable, you can rearrange your green barricade as you please.

The Serenity of Water Features
Let’s not forget the role of water features. The gentle trickle of a water fountain or the serene flow of a small garden stream can mask the sounds of neighbourly chatter, allowing you to bask in your own peaceful symphony.
The Ultimate Retreat: Garden Structures
Now, onto the pièce de résistance – garden structures. A tastefully placed pergola, decked out with climbing plants, can be your secluded nook for those lazy afternoons with a book. Or perhaps a charming summerhouse, nestled in a corner, where you can sip tea and pretend you’re in a Jane Austen novel.
Balancing Privacy and Beauty
Of course, the key to all this is balance. We’re not building fortresses here; we’re crafting a serene escape. It’s about blending functionality with beauty, creating a space where privacy and aesthetics walk hand in hand.
And while we’re on this garden escapade, don’t ignore the importance of being a good neighbour ourselves. After all, a friendly wave over a row of lavender is much more pleasant than a frosty stare over a towering fence.
Creating Your Secluded Paradise
In the end, our gardens are our retreats, our little patches of Earth where we can express ourselves and find peace. With a dash of creativity and a sprinkling of greenery, we can create a space that shelters us from the outside world, while still embracing the beauty around us.
So, there you have it, my fellow, green-fingered friends – there are a few garden privacy ideas to turn your garden into a secluded paradise, a place where the only eyes upon you are those of nature and wildlife.